Sexy New Members, Sexy New Chapters, Sexy New Bank Account, Sexy Sexy ROM the Destroyer
Posted: August 2nd, 2008 by ORBIT
Attention Pinball Nation: Crazy Flipper Fingers is PROUD to announce the arrival of three of its greatest additions EVER!
She’s cute, she’s funny, she mixes drinks in a room full of naked women, and she RIPS at Pinball: SUPER LOOPS has arrived on the scene! Bow down! Super Loops, aka Angela Cruikshank, aka Multiplier, aka Motherboard can be found smashing flippers all over Portland. When she is not smackin’ Pins and shakin’ Drinks, she is busy breeding the next generation of Pinball Messiahs. She even has a Pinball Machine in her living room. Sorry kids, no homework until you finish your Pinball. All Hail Super Loops for Life!!! … I mean… til’ DEATH!!!
CFF is proud to present a Pinballer that we expect great things from in the future: DEATHSAVE aka Jeff Gagnon is the first member of our new Seattle chapter! Deathsave has proven that he can roll with the big boys time and time again. He has impressed us with his stylish flipper operation, his rawkus high scores and his lust for dark days and bright solid-state nights. Deathsave Grand Champed EPM within two hours of his initiation and then proceeded to drill in his new initials all over P-Town. All Hail Deathsave til’ DEATH!!!
CFF, in its bid for World Domination, has added a member larger than life itself: stand aside for WIDE BODY! Wide Body aka Matt is the first member of our spanking new Reno, Nevada, chapter. Wide Body quietly sat through several hundred CFF meetings before any of us assholes thought of initiating him. He is the Silent Assassin, not to be confused with the Shitkicker and the Tri-Cities Sneak Attacker. Wide Body’s old initials (NOT CFF) can still be found all over Portland. For Christ’s Sake somebody beat those scores! Wide Body til’ DEATH!!!
Last but not least, CFF now has a bank account thanks to our friend and CFF bride Molly at WaMu. Thanks for all yer help Molly! You so cool. Next time warn me in advance when the I.R.S. is on the phone asking for me. Now put some extra dough in our savings please. CFF members can now track the spending of their war chest! We have checks and a debit card, too.
In other news, ROM aka The Texas Shitkicker, won the Portland Pinball League Championship tournament at Ground Kontrol last week. For those that don’t know, ROM absolutely owns the Portland Pinball League these days. He is a true Pinball Champion. ROM is now accepting applications for Pinball Concubine.
The future is here! Pay your dues and let’s make shit happen!
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death save 3 Aug 08 at 10:51 pm
i knew “wide body” would stick as soon as it left my lips. how’s reno?
ROM 16 Aug 08 at 12:34 pm
Great post. Did Wide Body ever get a shirt?