Posted: October 30th, 2008 by ORBIT


You deeply want to be like this kid.

Three CFF members have been on a Grand Champion Raid of Portland establishments recently.

Our newest member, Drop Shot, made it his goal to GC ten machines in ten days. He completed his megatask list yesterday: Elvira and the Party Monsters, Who Dunnitt, Medieval Madness (twice), Taxi, Scared Stiff, Star Trek, Indiana Jones (Stern), Spiderman, Dark Knight, and Monster Bash. Congratulations Drop Shot. You have serious skills. I am shaken and awed.

DDT has also been completely ripping some Pins this month. In the last 11 days, he has Grand Champed so many machines that he can’t even keep track any more.

Most notable, however, was the recent accomplishment of Danny Backglass. Backglass Grand Champed FIVE MACHINES yesterday. He put up freakishly high scores on Addams Family, exhausted hero mode on Spiderman, spit-shined Elvira and the Party Monsters, battled a crippled Fish Tales and, in one of the finest examples of Pinflippery I have ever witnessed, Backglass doubled the Grand Champion on Black Knight 2000 in a 40 minute Battle Royale against the Knight.

The Black Knight might be feeling a little saddlesore today, because Backglass completely ripped it a new asshole. In 20 years of playing BK2K, Danny achieved his highest score ever by pounding out 37,466,370 points. I challenge anyone to beat this score, it will take a recessive autistic gene lodged somewhere in your DNA to do it.

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  1. deathsave   30 Oct 08 at 3:39 pm

    nice frickin work on bk2k. i don’t think i’ve ever seen 30m+ on a route game.

  2. BounceBack   30 Oct 08 at 7:28 pm

    that’s fucking insane. nicely done, A-Team. this post is mass radical from the pics to the facts. i’m going to go punch myself in the face so i can snap out of my awe.

  3. autofire   31 Oct 08 at 12:09 am

    didnt backglass have sex on that machine before? that dark knight never saw what was coming cumming!

  4. ORBIT   31 Oct 08 at 9:02 am

    You are correct Autofire. Black Knight has been victim to many Backglass bonings.

  5. revtest   31 Oct 08 at 4:31 pm

    girl- “oh Danny yes right there”

    machine- “you can do it, you can do it”

    that’s some funny shit!

  6. danny backglass   31 Oct 08 at 4:59 pm

    You can “do it” you can “do it.”

    Just for the record, that was 3 years ago.

    Ground Kontrol. Pre upstairs cameras.

  7. DDT   31 Oct 08 at 7:16 pm

    I really have lost track, the ones i know for sure total five. So ten day’s, three dudes, 20 g.c.’s. Half going to Dropshot. And a quarter done in one day. I personally watched one of the best pin games ever! And now that we know Danny’s got the cash. Pay some dues!!!!!

  8. autofire   2 Nov 08 at 11:55 pm

    i played that black night tonight and got my ass handed to me nothin new but dangit backglass did work his voodoo magic on that bitch cause it wasnt giving it up for me!


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