Occupation: Bartender, Cook, Artist

Where you play: You got a table? I’ll play it

Dream Pinball Machine: I had a dream about God’s Pinball Machine. Minimalist style, polished wood, chrome, white lights. It was bad ass!

Favorite Pins: D&D! 32nd level half-orc. Gary Gygax for President!

Pinspirations: The Gang!

Pin Wisdom: Lance Armstrong. It only takes one good ball.

And Another Thing: Eat your Wheaties and maybe you’ll be able to play with us someday. You weaklings! All other crews are worthless