Occupation: Male Nurse

Where you play: Cairo, Paris, East Portland

Felonies: None, I know people

Immaculate Pinsessions: 2004 C Division Champ. Every time I whoop Multiball on ball three. It happens a lot.

What game is you best at: Are you serious?

Pin Wisdom: Uhh….

And Another Thing: The Doctor ordered you 3 balls of whoop ass – PRN and I intend to administer this prescription of humiliation.