Occupation: Gunslinger / Time Bandit

Where I play: Ship a-fucking-hoy

Dream pinball machine: The Neverending Story

Pin-wisdom: Don’t listen to me

Pinspiration: Launch, Tilt, and the hope that this will get me laid

And another thing: Leave me alone when I’m on the machine… It’s not conversation time, you don’t know me, and we aren’t friends.