Occupation: Massage Therapist

Felonies: Being Canadian

Immaculate Pinsessions: Almost immaculate win at “Powder Puff” tourney at Shorty’s

Dream Pinball Machine: Strange Brew

Pinspirations: Watching any of CFF in an unstoppable zone

Pin Wisdom: Doing poorly? Drink more beer

And Another Thing: You see me ballin? Buy me a beer!