Comments on: !!CHANGE!! Tuesday April 7th Ship Ahoy Tourney !!CHANGE!!

By: bounceback

bounceback — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 09:51:45 +0000

and a $5 well spent! given the lame attendance of some of the events i’ve been accidentally present for at plan B (goth night, namely,) i wouldn’t be surprised if there’s just 4 uncomfortable dudes in that big empty room. on the other hand, if this nice ass weather keeps up, the place could be flush with freaky ladies looking to get fresh for the first time this season, all juicing up their glorious short shorts! sexy mama bring me some more quarters, hallelujah!

By: Aaron

Aaron — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 19:50:26 +0000

Were you eating spoiled food? Ship! $5 cover at the door for Plan B.

By: autofire

autofire — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 01:31:26 +0000

i just threw up a little in my mouth.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 22:04:36 +0000

I mean when I first heard of the short shorts I pulled my own pair down from the closet, put them on, made a sandwich and then ate that sandwich while watching myself in the mirror. I’m conflicted now, Ship or short shorts?

By: bounceback

bounceback — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 21:08:47 +0000

DUDE, that’s where you’re SO WRONG. short shorts are awesome! me and slamtilt just saw that ad in the mercury and are already planning on going. nothing better than winning a tournament, except doing it in short shorts and a tank top, possibly a headband. you’ll be distracted, your concentration will be shattered, i will rule you with most of my package hanging out of my tight light blue jantzen tennis shorts. man, now i don’t know if i’m going to be able to make your tournament, i’ve got a lot of ass shaking to do…